The 23rd Channel (Author Unknown)

The 23rd Channel

(Selected)

  • The TV set is my shepherd. My spiritual growth shall want.
  • It maketh me to sit down and do nothing for it’s name’s sake, because it requireth all my spare time.
  • It keepeth me from doing my duty as a Christian; because it presenteth so many good shows that I must see.
  • It restoreth my knowledge of the things of the world, and keepeth me from the study of God’s word.
  • It leadeth me in the paths of failing to attend the evening worship service and doing nothing in the Kingdom of God.
  • Yea, though I liveth to be a hundred, I shall keep on viewing my TV as long as it will work, for it is my closest companion.
  • Its sounds and its pictures they comfort me.
  • It presenteth entertainment before me, and keepeth me from doing important things with my family.
  • It fills my head with ideas which differ from those set out in the Word of God.
  • Surely, no good thing will come of my life because my TV offereth me no good time to the will of God.

Thus I will dwell in spiritual poverty all the days of life.

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