The 23rd Channel

(Selected)

• The TV set is my shepherd. My spiritual growth shall want.
• It maketh me to sit down and do nothing for it’s name’s sake, because it requireth all my spare time.
• It keepeth me from doing my duty as a Christian; because it presenteth so many good shows that I must see.
• It restoreth my knowledge of the things of the world, and keepeth me from the study of God’s word.
• It leadeth me in the paths of failing to attend the evening worship service and doing nothing in the Kingdom of God.
• Yea, though I liveth to be a hundred, I shall keep on viewing my TV as long as it will work, for it is my closest companion.
• Its sounds and its pictures they comfort me.
• It presenteth entertainment before me, and keepeth me from doing important things with my family.
• It fills my head with ideas which differ from those set out in the Word of God.
• Surely, no good thing will come of my life because my TV offereth me no good time to the will of God.

Thus I will dwell in spiritual poverty all the days of life.